ACME ROCKET LAUNCHER   $599.95/ea

 

Guaranteed Accuracy. New Improved Sighting. Lightweight and portability to make your hunt easy on your health!

Primary function: Portable anti-armor rocket launcher. Length:To Carry: 29.9 inches (75.95 centimeters) Ready-to-Fire: 54 inches (137.16 cm) Weight: To Carry: 16.6 pounds (7.54 kg) Ready-to-Fire (HEDP): 29.5 pounds (13.39 kg) Ready-to-Fire (HEAA): 30.5 pounds (13.85 kg) Bore diameter: 83mm Maximum effective range: 1 x 2 Meter Target: 250 meters Tank-Sized Target: 500 meters Introduction date: 1984

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FAN CLUB T-SHIRT   $19.95/ea

 

Limited supply. 100% Cotton for total comfort.

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AUNT EMMA'S EXPLODING BIRD SEED  $9.95/oz

 

When I mix seed I generally start with five parts of a generic birdseed mix as a base. To this I'll add one and one-half parts millet (or commercial finch food), one part black oil sunflower seeds, one part sunflower hearts, one part cracked corn, one-half part safflower seed, and then a small amount of nitroglycerine just in case a hungry road runner drops by.

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